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Faida!

SMS-Dude — Tue, 20 Apr 2010 15:03:05 +0000

A phatan joined Army & was given a Gun.

Phatan: Sir, is ki naali apni taraf rakhun ya dushman ki taraf?

Major: kisi bhi taraf rakh le faida mulk ka hi ho ga.

Bathroom

SMS-Dude — Sun, 18 Apr 2010 20:30:11 +0000

1 Arbi Bath Room me phone pr BAT kr ra tha,PATHAN ne suna to andar jakr arbi ko boht mara, logo ne pucha to Bola. ye kameena Bath Room me TILAWAT kar rha ta.

Bar-e-Azam

SMS-Dude — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 17:55:39 +0000

Teacher:
Dunya me kitne
Bar-e-Azam hen?

Pathan:
4

Teacher:
Kn Kn Se?

Pathan:
1. Quaid-e-Azam
2. Sikandar-e-Azam
3. Mughal-e-Azam
Or
4. Mera Chacha
Haji Azam.

Cousin ki Shadi

SMS-Dude — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:12:54 +0000

BOSS:15 din ki chuti q chahiye?

pathan:cousin ki shadi he.

boss:cousin ki shadi me15 din chuti q?

pathan:cousin ki shadi mujse ho rahi he . . . .

Molvi aur Halwa

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 16:50:42 +0000

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

Bhabhi

SMS-Dude — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:39:40 +0000

Pathan ne apni bhabi qatal kr di

Police: Q ki?

Pathan: Mere dost k pas cal aai.Wo hans hans k bat kr rha tha

Main ne pucha kon hai?

To bola tumhri BHABI..

Pathan ka Shak

SMS-Dude — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 15:46:57 +0000

1 pathan jab b nahanay jata to darwaza khol deta..

Kisi ne waja poochi to us ne kaha:

“Mujhe shak hai k darwazy k neeche se mujhe koi dekhta hai”…….

Pathan in Shaadi

SMS-Dude — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:13:14 +0000

Shadi Me Khana K wqt pathan Ko Plate Nhi Mili
pathan Apni Jholi Me Khana Dalne Lga
Logon Ne Pocha Ye Kya?
pathan: dagh To Chla JaeGa Ye Wqt Phr Nhi Ayga:-)

Naswar

SMS-Dude — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 15:13:14 +0000

PATHAN ko 1 charagh mila
Utha kr $aaf kia to 1 Jin nikla or kaha
apki 3 khwahishain puri karonga

PATHAN:
Humko aisa Naswar do jo kabi khatm na ho
ek dum 1 naswar ka packet agya
PATHAN ne thori si naswar nikali to utni naswar or agai
Jin: Baqi 2 khwahishen?
PATHAN Aisa 2 Packet or de do.

Pakistan ka Jhanda

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:35 +0000

Teacher to pathan:
batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

Hawa mei…. :-

Khubsurat Girl

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha

Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?

Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

Love You Baji

SMS-Dude — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 15:11:11 +0000

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

I Student You

SMS-Dude — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 16:14:26 +0000

pathan ki girlfriend ne usko message kiya “i miss u”

bohut dair sochny k baad pathan nay jawaab diya:
“i student u”

Social Work

SMS-Dude — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 15:31:48 +0000

Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..

dost: SociaL Work?
,
,
,
Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha

Bahir Ki Cheaz

SMS-Dude — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 16:06:05 +0000

1 pathan samose khol kar ander ka masala kha raha tha.

1 admi ne pocha pura kiun nahi khate?

pathan bola:baba doctor ne bahir ki cheez khane se mana kia hai.!

Pathan Ki Qaza Namaz

SMS-Dude — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 14:57:42 +0000

Pathan ne apni Qaza Namaz ada krny ki sochi
Namaz se pehly unchi awaz me niyat ki

2 rakat Namaz Qaza Fajar
4 November 1996
5:20 purana time.
ALLAH O AKBAR

Radio aur Akhbar

SMS-Dude — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 10:34:07 +0000

Man: Radio or Akhbar me kya farq hai?

Pathan (bohat sochny k bad): Daikh mera bhai, baat hai samjhny wali, ab radio me Aap rotiyan tou nai la skty na.;-)

Molvi to Pathan

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:14:09 +0000

Molvi ne Pathan se puchha
Gusal k kitne Farz haiñ?
Pathan. 3
Molvi.. kon kon se?

Pathan.
1.sabon
2.shampoo
aur
3.tolya>;-)

Huqooq

SMS-Dude — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 16:26:07 +0000

Cinema main khawaateen k huqooq per film chal rahi thi.
1khaatoon ne josh mein naara lagaya:
aaj ki aurat kiya nahi kar sakti?
Pathan bola road per peshaab.

Brazer or Bunyaan

SMS-Dude — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 06:40:23 +0000

Brazer or Bunyaan mein kiya farq hai?

Pathan:
Bunyaan mein kapra ziyada or load kam hota hai.

Brazer mein kapra kam or load ziyada hota hai<