SMS Dude! » Naughty SMS http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Tue, 27 Sep 2011 12:48:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Tarapa Kar Marohttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/tarapa-kar-maro/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/tarapa-kar-maro/#comments Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 sonu http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13151 Sambha: Sardar, Is Thakur Ka Kya Karna Hai

Gabbar: Is Saale Ke Dono Haath Kaat Do
Aur Isko Din Mein 03 Baar Blu Film Dikhao
Apne Aap Tarap Tarap Kar Mar Jaayega

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/tarapa-kar-maro/feed/ 0 Ab Bol Wah Wah!http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/ab-bol-wah-wah/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/ab-bol-wah-wah/#comments Wed, 19 May 2010 10:05:42 +0000 URA http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12910 Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Samunder me pani, pani me fish.

wah! wah!

Aap ko salam aur aap ki Girlfriend ko kiss…

Ab bol wah wah.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/ab-bol-wah-wah/feed/ 2 Kash Jaldi So Jatehttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/kash-jaldi-so-jate/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/kash-jaldi-so-jate/#comments Mon, 03 May 2010 13:00:56 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12845 Tum dunia k un chand insano main se “Aik” ho jin ko dekh kr un
K
WALDAIN kehtay hain?

.

.

K
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.
Kash
.
.
.
Us raat
.

“HUM JALDI SO JATAY.” :

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/kash-jaldi-so-jate/feed/ 0 Reduce Population!http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/reduce-population/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/reduce-population/#comments Wed, 28 Apr 2010 18:16:46 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12820 Suna

Hay k

Aap ki

aik

Smile

Per

Loag

Martay

Hein

So…

Plz…..

Keep

Smiling

2

reduce

Population.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/reduce-population/feed/ 0 Teri Hansi!http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/teri-hansi/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/teri-hansi/#comments Sat, 24 Apr 2010 18:04:45 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12802 Teri Aankhon me Aansu
Chehre pe hansi hai

Teri saans mein aahain,
Dil mein bebasi hai

TuNe pehle Q na bataya mujh ko
K
Darwaze me Teri ungli phansi hai.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/teri-hansi/feed/ 0 Chalak Bachahttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/chalak-bacha/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/chalak-bacha/#comments Thu, 15 Apr 2010 18:28:28 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12730 A small child:
Papa,
Ap Ksi Larki Ko Pyar Krte Hain…?

Father:
Haan,,,
Tumhari Maa Sy.

Child:
Bare Chalaak Hain…
Ghar Main Hi Chakr Chalaya Hua Hy..?

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/chalak-bacha/feed/ 0 Skin Specialisthttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/skin-specialist/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/skin-specialist/#comments Wed, 14 Apr 2010 11:20:00 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12723 A Beautiful Girl Goes To Skin Doctor & Askd:
Muje Apne Jism Se Boht Pyar Hai,
So Muje Nahanay Se Pehle Kia Lagana Chahiye..?

Dr: Bathroom Ki Kundi

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Isi doraan Usko ghar se fone aya k us k ghar beta paida huwa hai,fone sun kar us ne doosron ko bataya, Mulzim ghussay se cheekha Or kehnay lga

“PAA DE PAA DE AY V CASE MERE UTTAY PAA DE”

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/case/feed/ 0 Templateshttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/templates/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/templates/#comments Sat, 10 Apr 2010 10:13:57 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12682 Agar mobile pakistan ijad karta to us mein yeh templates hoty.
1.Harami call kar
2.Ghar khali hy bachi le aa
3.Gutky leta hoa aaiyo
4.Date pur houn..
5.Tu kahan hai Kus Marani kay
6.Shukria bharwey ..

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/templates/feed/ 0 Embarrassmenthttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/embarrassment/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/embarrassment/#comments Fri, 09 Apr 2010 14:56:27 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12696 Height Of Embarrassment

“Man Sitting with his Wife in Park, Another Lady Comes to his Wife & Says:
Paisay Pehlay Lay Lena, Ye kameena bohat dhokey baz hai…”

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Sitaron Ki Zarurat Aasman Ko Hoti hai

Ap Kabhi PESHAWAR Mat jana
Q k
Achay BACHAY ki Zarurat hr PATHAN Ko hoti hai.

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Dad:No!Mein BusY hun!

Son:Wahan Ek Nangi Larki Cheetay pe Sawari karti hai

Dad:Chalo Chalte hein kafi Din huay Cheeta nahi dekha.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/circus/feed/ 0 Cinemahttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/cinema/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/cinema/#comments Tue, 06 Apr 2010 18:08:08 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12653 Boy :chalo Cinema chaltay hain,
Main pichhli seatain book krnay ki koshish karun ga.

Girl: Agar pichhli seat na mili to…?

Boy:

To phir film Dekhain ge:-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/cinema/feed/ 0 Lage Raho Raat Bharhttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/lage-raho-raat-bhar/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/lage-raho-raat-bhar/#comments Sun, 04 Apr 2010 19:09:35 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12635 Lo ji
Kesa Zamana Äa gaya hay

Had kar di
“Jazz”
walon ne..
Poster per LARKI ki TASVEER bana k kehte hain
“Lagey raho
Raat bhar”

Or wo bhi sirf 5 rupey mai..

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/lage-raho-raat-bhar/feed/ 0 Purse in Brazierhttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/purse-in-brazier/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/purse-in-brazier/#comments Sat, 03 Apr 2010 14:46:52 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12623 Two girls came from movie.

1st:Mera purse chori ho gaya!

2nd:Tu to brazar me rakhti Q hai?

1st:Mujhe kya pata tha saale ne chori karne ke liye hath dala hai!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/purse-in-brazier/feed/ 0 Shoaib Malik & Sania Mirzahttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/shoaib-malik-sania-mirza/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/shoaib-malik-sania-mirza/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:53:28 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12609 APPEAL

Sania Mirza ab PAKISTAN ki bhabi bungai he islie un k tenis match me

unki

HEALTHY HIPS

SEXY LEGS

nd

BOUNCY BOOBS
ko izat ki nigah se dekhen
shukria

From=
Shoaib malik

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/shoaib-malik-sania-mirza/feed/ 1 Bengali Doctorhttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/bengali-doctor/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/bengali-doctor/#comments Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:07:51 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12604 “BANGALI DOCTOR”
To A LADY Patient:

“TANG” Dekhayen

LADY:
What?

Dr:
I Mean
Apna “JOBAN” Dekhayen,

LADY:
Are You In Senses?

Dr:
Na Aap “TANG” (Tongue) Deykhti Hain,
Or
Na “JOBAN” (Zuban) Deykhti Hai.

Ap Apna “KUSS” (Kuch) To Dekhaye..!;-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/bengali-doctor/feed/ 0 Gashtihttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/gashti/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/gashti/#comments Tue, 30 Mar 2010 14:50:08 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12591 Papa:”Beta Tumhe Kaisi Biwi Chahiye”.

Beta:”Chand Jaisi Jo Raat Ko Aaye Aur Subha Chali Jaye”.

Papa:”Beta Usey Chand Nahi gashti Kehte Hain….!!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/gashti/feed/ 0 Sona Haramhttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/sona-haram/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/sona-haram/#comments Mon, 29 Mar 2010 16:40:56 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12571 Larka : Molvi Sahab kya Girl friend k saath Sona Haram hai?
Molvi : Beta Baat Haram Halal ki Nahi hai
Masla Yeh hai ke Tum log Sote nahi ho.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/sona-haram/feed/ 0 Girls on Cyclehttp://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/girls-on-cycle/ http://www.smsdude.com/naughty-sms/girls-on-cycle/#comments Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:07:18 +0000 SMS-Dude http://www.smsdude.com/?p=12557 1 Hostle mein Larkian Cycle Chala rhi the,

.

.

Wo Khush thi or Bohat Shor Macha rahi thi,

.

.

Madam Boli:Chup Hojao Warna Cycle pe Seat Lagwa Dun gi

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