SMS Dude! http://www.smsdude.com free latest sms / funny text messages & jokes Mon, 27 May 2013 12:15:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.6.22 Ek Muddat Tak… http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/ek-muddat-tak%e2%80%a6/ http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/ek-muddat-tak%e2%80%a6/#comments Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:56 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=14304 Badla jo wakt ghehri rafaaqat badal gaee,
Suraj dhala tu saaye ki surat badal gaee

Ek muddat tak mein us ki zaroorat bana raha,
Phir yun huwa ke us ki zaroorat badal gae

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/ek-muddat-tak%e2%80%a6/feed/ 7 Kismat Se Gila http://www.smsdude.com/shayari-sms/kismat-se-gila/ http://www.smsdude.com/shayari-sms/kismat-se-gila/#comments Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=14294 koie na milay to qismat sy gila nahi karty,
aksar log mil kr bi mila nahi karty

har shaakh par bahaar aati ha zaror,
par har shaakh par phool khila nhi krty

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/shayari-sms/kismat-se-gila/feed/ 2 Mera Dil Todkar http://www.smsdude.com/ghazal-sms/mera-dil-todkar/ http://www.smsdude.com/ghazal-sms/mera-dil-todkar/#comments Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=14272 Khat Likh Raha Hun Ahd_e_Mohabbat Ko Tor K..

Kaaghaz Pe Aansu’on Ki, Jagah Chor Chor K..

Tu Fikar-Mand Q hai Mera Dil Tor K?

Me Khud Hi Ja Raha Hun Tera Shahr Chor k..

Kal Raat Likhne Betha Ghazal Tere Naam Ki,

Alfaz Saamne The Khare Yun Haath Jorr Jorr k..

Jis Me Tumhara Aks_e_Haseen Dekhta Tha me,

Tum Ne To Rakh Diya Wohi Aaina Torr K..

ye Daastaan_e_zeest Bhi Kitni Taweel Hai?

Rakhna Pare Hain Mujh Ko Kuch Warq Morr Mor K.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/ghazal-sms/mera-dil-todkar/feed/ 2 Kitna Anmol Tha http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/kitna-anmol-tha/ http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/kitna-anmol-tha/#comments Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13132 Ye”kis” k Aansu gire kafan pe mere?
Ye kon “roya” mujh ajnabi k liye

Meri “mot” k baad hi “tum” ko ehsas “hoga”
K “main” kitna anmol tha tere zindagi “kliye”.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/kitna-anmol-tha/feed/ 1 Doubt & Trust http://www.smsdude.com/wise-words-sms/doubt-trust/ http://www.smsdude.com/wise-words-sms/doubt-trust/#respond Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13113 Life is at its weakest
When
There’s more
Doubt than trust
But
Life is at its strongest
When you learn
How to trust
In spite of
The doubts …

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/wise-words-sms/doubt-trust/feed/ 0 Jaam-e-Aarzoo http://www.smsdude.com/shayari-sms/jaam-e-aarzoo/ http://www.smsdude.com/shayari-sms/jaam-e-aarzoo/#respond Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13111 *. . . .SaaQi MuJhay Bhi ChahIye Ek Jaam E AarZu,

KitNay LaGeIn Gay DaAm ZaRa AanKh To Mila. . . .*

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/shayari-sms/jaam-e-aarzoo/feed/ 0 Deewane http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/deewane/ http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/deewane/#respond Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13110 *. . .Naye Deewano
Ko Daikhte Hain
To Khushi Hoti
Hai,

Saqi

Hum Bhi Aise The
JAb Naye Aay The
‘Me-Khane Main. . .*

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/deewane/feed/ 0 Terk-e-Ishq http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/terk-e-ishq/ http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/terk-e-ishq/#respond Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:23:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13109 *. . .Hoti Nhi Qbool Dua Trk-e-Ishq Ki,

Dil Chahta Na Ho To Zuban Me Asr Kahan. . .*

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/terk-e-ishq/feed/ 0 Palkon Ke Kinare http://www.smsdude.com/miss-you-sms/palkon-ke-kinare/ http://www.smsdude.com/miss-you-sms/palkon-ke-kinare/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:46 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13257 Palko ke kinare hamne bigoye hi nahi
Wo sochte he ham roye hi nahi

Wo puchte hain kinhe dekhte ho khwabo mai
Hum hai ke ek umar se soye hi nahi

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/miss-you-sms/palkon-ke-kinare/feed/ 0 Jab Shaam Dhale http://www.smsdude.com/miss-you-sms/jab-shaam-dhale/ http://www.smsdude.com/miss-you-sms/jab-shaam-dhale/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13233 Jab sham dhale chalte chalte,

Manzil ka na koi naam mile,

Ek hasta hua aghaz ho or ik rota hua anjaam mile,

Palkon k larazte ashkon se,

Is dil ko koi pegham mile,

Or sari wafaon k badle,

Mujh ko hi koi ilzam mile,

Aise hi kisi ek lamhe mein,

Chupke se kabhi khamoshi mein,

Kuch phool achanak khil jayen,

Kuch beete lamhe yaad aayen,

“Tab YAAD tumhari aati hai

Bas YAAD tumhari aati hai”

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/miss-you-sms/jab-shaam-dhale/feed/ 0 Cheating in Exam http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/cheating-in-exam/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/cheating-in-exam/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13227 Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/cheating-in-exam/feed/ 0 Preeto & Banta http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/preeto-banta/ http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/preeto-banta/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13224 Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/santa-banta-sms/preeto-banta/feed/ 0 Aam aur Khas http://www.smsdude.com/politics-sms/aam-aur-khas/ http://www.smsdude.com/politics-sms/aam-aur-khas/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13191 ‘1 Bar Main Bemar Hoa
1 Dost ne Mujhe Hospital Jane ka Kaha

Main Hospital Chala Gya

Wahan 2 Drwazay Thy

1 Pr “Khas bemari” or 1 pr “Mamoli Bemari” Likha tha

Mujhe Mamoli Bemari thi is Liye Me Mamoli Bemari Wale Room me Chla Gya

Wahan B 2 Drwazy thy 1 Pr “Khas Admi” or 1 pr Aam Admi likha tha

Me Gharib Admi Tha is liye Aam Admi Wale Door se Andar Chla Gya

Andar Gaya to!dekha k Mai Hospital se Bahar Tha.

Geo Pakistan!:-)’

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/politics-sms/aam-aur-khas/feed/ 0 Biwi Naraz Ammi Naraz http://www.smsdude.com/faraz-sms/frazz/ http://www.smsdude.com/faraz-sms/frazz/#comments Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13182 Biwi manao tay ammi Naraz,
Ammi manao tay bivi Naraz

Haey FARAZ!
Haey FARAZ!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/faraz-sms/frazz/feed/ 1 Attitude http://www.smsdude.com/cool-sms/attitude-2/ http://www.smsdude.com/cool-sms/attitude-2/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13179 IF
A, B, C, ….Z.
is equal tø
1, 2, 3, ….26.

then Hardwørk

H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K =
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11= 98%.

Knøwledge=96%.

Love=54%.

Luck=47%.
(Møst of us think luck is the møst impørtant???)

Then what makes 100%

Is it møney?
Nø

MONEY=72%

Leadership=89%

Tø gø tø the tøp øf that 100% , what we really need is,

ATTITUDE=100%

Change ur attitude….

&

Ur life will be changed!!!

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/cool-sms/attitude-2/feed/ 0 Meri Zaat Zarra-e-Benishan http://www.smsdude.com/ghazal-sms/meri-zaat-zarra-e-benishan/ http://www.smsdude.com/ghazal-sms/meri-zaat-zarra-e-benishan/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13176 “MERI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN”

Mein Btao Kya Mujhe Kya Mily
Mujhe Sbr Hi Ka Sila Mily
Kisi Aag Hi Ki Rida Mily
Kisi Dard Hi Ka Sila Mily
Kisi Gham Ki Dil Mai Jaga Mily
Jo Mra Hy Wo Mujhe Aa Mily
Rhy Shad Yu Hi Mra Jahan
K Yaqen Mai Bedly Mra Guman….

“MERI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN”

Kbhi Sooni Subha Mai Ghomna
Kbhi Ujri Shamo Ko Daikhna
Kbhi Bhegi Ankho Mai Jagna
Kbhi Beetay Lamho Ko Sochna
Mgr 1 Pal Hy UMEED Ka
Hy Mujhe KHUDA Ka Jo Aasra
Na Hi Maine Koi Gila Kya
Na Hi Maine Di Hn Duhaeyan

“MERI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN”

Mai Wo Kis Tarah Se Kro Byan
Jo Kiye Gae Hn Situm Yaha
Sunay Kon Mri Ye Dastan
Koi Humnashen Hy Na Razdan
Jo Tha Jhot Wo Bna Such Yaha
Nahi Kholi Maine Mgr Zuban
Ye Akaila Pun
Ye Udasiyan
Mri Zindgi Ki Hn Tarjuman

MRI ZAT ZARA E BENISHAN

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/ghazal-sms/meri-zaat-zarra-e-benishan/feed/ 0 Sleeping with Open Eyes http://www.smsdude.com/students-sms/sleeping-with-open-eyes/ http://www.smsdude.com/students-sms/sleeping-with-open-eyes/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13175 World Top 3 Sweetest Sleeps*

1:- Sleeping on Moms Lap When We Are Tired.

2:- Sleeping on Lover’s Shoulder When We Are Alone.

3:- Sleeping With Open Eyes When Our Teachers Are Teaching :-)

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/students-sms/sleeping-with-open-eyes/feed/ 0 Haan Mujhe Bhi Tumse Pyar Hai http://www.smsdude.com/poems-sms/haan-mujhe-bhi-tumse-pyar-hai/ http://www.smsdude.com/poems-sms/haan-mujhe-bhi-tumse-pyar-hai/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13172 Ek Din Usney Mujsey Kaha
Kia
Tumhey Bhi Mujsey Piyar Hey?

Mey To Ajnabi Sa Ban Gaya

Phir…

DiL Ney Holey Sey Kaha…

Ek Aks Naksh Hey Merey Hawas Pey

Ye Sans Chal Rahi Hey Usi Ki Yaad Sey

Usey Daikh Loon
To
Jee Utthon

Bina Uskey Zindagi Ek Khuaab Hey

Wo Shakhs Kia Hey Nahi Khaber

Haan Wo DiL-e-Qarar Hey

Meri Zindagi Merey Ashnaa

Ager Ye Hee Piyaar Hey
To
Sunlo Aj

Haan Mujey Bhi Tumsey PIYAAR Hey

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/poems-sms/haan-mujhe-bhi-tumse-pyar-hai/feed/ 0 Mera Pyar http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/mera-pyar/ http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/mera-pyar/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13167 Mere pyar ko wo samajh nhi paya,,
Rothe the jb tanha to koi pass nhi aya,,
Mita dya khudko kisi k pyaar me,,
OR
Log kehte hai mujhe pyar krna nhi aya…

]]> http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/mera-pyar/feed/ 0 Haan Tum ko Bhi http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/haan-tum-ko-bhi/ http://www.smsdude.com/sad-sms/haan-tum-ko-bhi/#respond Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:44:45 +0000 http://www.smsdude.com/?p=13160 Bina Jin Ke Zindagi
Kabhi Basar Na Huyi
Chaley Gaye Mairey Dil Say
Mujhey Khabar Na Huyi
Koi Shikwa Na Koi Gila
Bas Majboori Ka Bhana Kar Ke
Woh Kisi Ajnabi Ki Tarah
Daman Apna Churra Ke
Raah-e-Hayat Mein Humein
Akaila Chorr Gay
Hum Kya Kartey
Dard Kis Ko Sunatey
Kon Sunta Hai Yahan
Chup Hi Rahey
Aansoo Qatra Qatra Kar Ke
Dil Ke Weeraan Khaanon Mein
Girtey Rahey
Zabt Ki Bhi Had Hoti Hai Shayad
Woh Had Hum Paar Kar Gaye
Bhool Gaye Aakhir Kaar
Khud Ko Bhi
Aur Jaanan
Tum Ko Bhi …

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