SMS Dude!

Barish aur Pyar

SMS-Dude — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

PIYAR
Aur
ßAR¡SH
Dono Ek se hoTe Ha¡n

Farq Srif ¡Tna HY

ßar¡sh SaTh Reh Kar J¡sm ßh¡goT¡ Ha¡
Aur
PIYAR Door Reh Kr
Aankhe¡n ßh¡goTa ha¡.

Cool Good Morning

SMS-Dude — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

"GööD MÖrÑ¡ÑG"
Subäh kä Säläm
  *"JUST 4 U"*

   *"MUST 4 U"*

   *"FIRST 4 U"*

  *"Nothing 2 Wish"*

 *"Nothing 2 Say"*

*"Always b HAPPY"*

 *"Its my Pray"*

*"Have a cöööööööööL Morning"*

Jao Doob Maro

SMS-Dude — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

Kash aj barish thori ziyada ho jay

kam se kam ek katori bhar jay

jo hamara number jante howe b sms na kare.’-

wo usmein doob k mar jay:

Meri Jagah

ajay — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

Is Umeed Ko Kabhi Tootane Mat Dena,

Dil Ka Rishta Kam Hone Mat Dena,

Kai Pyar Milenge Mujhsye Bhi Achay,

Bas Meri Jagah Kisi Ko Lene Mat Dena.

Sacha Waqia

SMS-Dude — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

Dar or khaof ka ek sacha waqia,

2 pathan ikathy naha rhy thy k un ka SABUN gir gaya,

Phir

Kisi ki himmat na hoi k jhuk k uthata…

Right Side

SMS-Dude — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

Thought of the time……..

Don’T truSt ur hEart…….
BeCoz its not on the riGht SidE…..

Bolne Wala Tota

SMS-Dude — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:52:40 +0000

1 lrki shop p bolne wala tota lny gai
Lrki Toty se:Me ksi lgti hon
Tota:Bagairat lgti ho
Lrki:tota batmez he
shopkepr ne toty ko pani me dubaya or pocha.Gali de ga
tota:nahi
Lrki:Toty se. Agr mere ghr pr mere sath ik admi aye to tm kya sochoge
Tota:tmara shohr hoga
Lrki:agr 2admi hon
Tota:tmara shohr & devr
Lrki:Agr 3 hon
To
tota: shohr,devar & bhai
Larki:Agr 4 hon to?
Tota: Chilla k bola pani lay ao.
Mene phly he kaha ta k
ye”Bagairat he

Parwana

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:03 +0000

Shama ka dil nahi karta kisi ka par jalanay ko…

Parwana khud aata ha apni maa yuvany ko…
:-

All is Well

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:03 +0000

Raat 2 bajy kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell,
Wah wah…

Raat 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghr ki bell,

Faraz ne gate khola, Chokidar bola

…ALL IS WELL…

Loose Motions

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:03 +0000

4 Guys
1 From HARVARD
1 From OXFORD
1 TEXAS
&
Sardar Frm PUNJAB UNVRSTY
1 Comon Ques
Wat Is Da Fastest Thing In World?
OXF: Light.
HRVD: Thought.
TEXAS: Blink Of An Eye.

Sardar: Loose Motions.
Bcoz
Last Night I Was Lying On My Bed
&
B4 I Could “Blink”, “Think” Or “Turn On Da Lights”,
It Was All Over.!!!

Koi Matlab Hoga

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:03 +0000

“Pakiza Jazba”

Jub Tum Kisi Ko Nazar Andaz Karo or Wo Tumhen Iska Badla Wafa De
To
Jaan Lo

Tattay Utha Raha He,
Zarur Koi Matlab Hoga Gandu Ka.

Chittar

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:02 +0000

Kaisay Mumkin Tha
Kisi aur Waseelay Say elaaj?

Ae Dost!

Ishq Ka Rog Tha
“Chittar paey, tay araam aya!!!”

Khayal

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:02 +0000

Aaya hi tha khayal k aankhein chalak parein

aansu kisi ki YAAD k kitny qareeb thy.

Husan

SMS-Dude — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:39:01 +0000

Chaand k husan pr to
hr shakas
Ka hak hy “FARAZ”

Main usy
kaisy keh doon wo
raat ko nikla
na kary

Still Sleeping?

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

  ('.') Hy, u r
< )'(>  stil
_/\_  sleeping!

Get up from the bèd

,         ('.')
|)      _/)'(\_
]"""""""< <"""[ shabash

"GOOD MORNING"

Finance Ministry

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write GOD a letter requesting for Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused & instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 & decided to write a Thank You note to GOD, which read:
“Dear GOD,
Thank You very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in Islamabad & those currupt n selfish donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

This is Friendship!

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

Life means…
6 frnds,2 bikes but no petrol…!

Life means…
Exam nite,6 dufers and no notes…!

Life means
Principal’s class,6 bunkers and 1 car

Life means
1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi

Life means
Evrythng stupid but sumthng sensible
FRIENDSHIP…!;-)

New Car

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

Srdar:New car kb li?

2nd srdar: Kl mjy 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli
Jo chahiy le lo me car le aya
Srdar:Changa kita kpry ki krne c

Joyful Morning

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

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  G  ,;*'*;,;*'*;,  G
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  Ø   ',,*,,*,,*,,'   Ø
    D   '+*;;*+'  D
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HAVE A GREAT DAY
WITH LOTS OF JOYS

Red & White

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:35 +0000

Ek Sardar ne white Dhoti or Red kameez pehni hoi thi.
College girl,
Wo dekho Red & White Sardar.
Sardar ne dhoti Oper ki Or kaha King Size filter k Sath