SMS Dude!

Still Sleeping?

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

  ('.') Hy, u r
< )'(>  stil
_/\_  sleeping!

Get up from the bèd

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"GOOD MORNING"

Finance Ministry

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

A little boy wanted Rs.50 very badly & prayed for weeks but nothing happened.
Finally he decided to write GOD a letter requesting for Rs.50.
When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to GOD, they decided to forward it to the Finance Minister of Pakistan as a joke.
The Finance Minister was so amused & instructed his secretary to send the little boy Rs.20, thinking this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy & he did not want to spoil the kid.
The little boy was delighted with Rs.20 & decided to write a Thank You note to GOD, which read:
“Dear GOD,
Thank You very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that you sent it through the Finance Ministry in Islamabad & those currupt n selfish donkeys deducted Rs.30 in taxes.

This is Friendship!

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

Life means…
6 frnds,2 bikes but no petrol…!

Life means…
Exam nite,6 dufers and no notes…!

Life means
Principal’s class,6 bunkers and 1 car

Life means
1 Girl,6 frnds nd all r saying,Teri Bhabi,Teri Bhabi

Life means
Evrythng stupid but sumthng sensible
FRIENDSHIP…!;-)

New Car

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

Srdar:New car kb li?

2nd srdar: Kl mjy 1 larki car me smandr pr le gai or apne kpry utar kr boli
Jo chahiy le lo me car le aya
Srdar:Changa kita kpry ki krne c

Joyful Morning

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:36 +0000

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HAVE A GREAT DAY
WITH LOTS OF JOYS

Red & White

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:35 +0000

Ek Sardar ne white Dhoti or Red kameez pehni hoi thi.
College girl,
Wo dekho Red & White Sardar.
Sardar ne dhoti Oper ki Or kaha King Size filter k Sath

Pakistan ka Jhanda

SMS-Dude — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:14:35 +0000

Teacher to pathan:
batao Pakistan ka jhanda sub se pehle kahan lehraya gya?

Pathan boht dair sochnay k bad bola:

Hawa mei…. :-

Bandar

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

Tum Hanste Ho Tu Aisa Lagta Hai Jesay Insan 1000 Sal Pehle Bandar Tha…

Na Na,,,
Ghussa Na Hona,
Tum Ghussa Hote Ho Tu Lagta Hai Insan Aaj Bhi Bandar Hai.

100 Sardar

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

100 sardar 1 kashti me sawar thay,
k achanak kashti ruk gaai!

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Aur
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sub doob gaay

kaisay?
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Sardar Thay Na!

Dhakka Laganay uttar Gaye!

Uth Charsi!

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

Kash 1 Din ap ASMAN
Pr So Jao

SITARY
Apka Bichona
Hon

CHAND
Apka
Takya Ho

RAAT
Apki
Chadar Ho

OR
Subha
SURAJ
Ek Laat Mary

Or bolay

“Uth
Charsi

Lait Jao

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

 ('.') Hy, O Rabba,
< )'(>  Hale tk
_/'\_  jagdy pye O.

Challo leto bed ty,

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Gham Mita Do

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

Agr tum aik Pencil ban kr kisi ki
khushiyan nhi likh sakte,
To koshish karo k

1 acha Rubber bn k kisi k gham mita do!

SMS Karo Dear

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:50 +0000

Wo kehti hai:
Phone na kia karo “DEAR”

Mama hoti hai “NEAR”

Papa se lagta hai “FEAR”
Baat nahi hoti “CLEAR”
Deewaron k b hote hain EAR
Is liye sms karo DEAR

Powerful Molvi

SMS-Dude — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:27:49 +0000

Duniya ki Sab Sy Taqatwar Shay Hy Loha, Hiray ko kat Dyta Hy, Lohe Sy Taqatwar Hy Aag Jo Lohe ko Pighla Deti Hy, Aag Sy Taqatwar Hy Pani Jo Aag ko Bhuja Deta Hy, Pani Sy Taqatwar Hy Hawa Jo Pani ko Ura Le Jati Hy, Hawa Sy Taqatwar Hy INSAAN Jo Hawa ko Qabo kar Leta Hy, Insan Sy Taqatwar Hy, Pereshani Jo Insan ko Qabo kar Leti Hy, Preshani Sy Taqatwar Hy SADQA Jo Har Preshani ko Kha Jata Hy

AUR In SAB Sy TAQATWAR Hy “Molvi” JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY..

Gunah

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

‘Jab Tumhara Dil Gunah ke Kamon mein Lagna Shuro ho Jaye to Yeh is Baat ki Daleel hai ke Tumhara Rab Tum se Naraz hai…’
Hazrat Ali (Razi Allah ta-ala Anho)

Bila Waja Day

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

¡""¡__¡""¡.*.*.   APPY.*.*.*.*
¡__¡""¡__¡.*.*.
*.*.*.BILA WAJA DAY.*.*.*

.*.*.AiVYEN.*.* MUBARAK HO.*.*

.*KHAMKHA.*.
KHUSH RAHEN AAP.

FROM:

PTA NAI KØÑ?:-

Khubsurat Girl

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

1 pathan boht der se 1 Haseen Larki ko Ghoor rha tha

Larki:
Kya dekh rhe ho?

Pathan:
Hm soch rha tha k agr tm hmara AMMI hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.

Pankha

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

Sardar:Light nhi hy to kam bkht pankha to chla do,

Aakhir sardar ho na aql to hy hi nhi,

Sardarni:pankha chla dya to mom batti bujh jaye gi na”.

Bharosa

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

Doobi hain meri ungliyan meray hee Khoon mai ..

Ye Kaanch k tukroon pe Bhar0sey ki Saza he.

Naak Saaf Kar Lo!

SMS-Dude — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 16:02:27 +0000

Sardarni:
Sardar ji, Tusi ik hath naal gaddi chala laynde O?

Sardar shokha ho k:
Haan ji chala laynda wan.

Sardarni:
Te fyr duujay hath nal nakk saaf kr lo.